Forgive me Gambrinus, for I have sinned. It has been a thirty-pack since my last confession...
|Next stop -- Flavor Country!|
|A delicious classy treat!|
Ignore the projects in the background...
The elements to this spell are simple, and readily available. You will need:
1 can of Coors Light in a koozie (so cold that the rockies are blue!)
A bottle of Tapatio brand hot-sauce
1 slice of lime
First you are going to release the pressure from the headspace of the can by venting it gently. Don't fully open the beer, just vent the can:
|Who knew Rocky Mountain water was effervescent?|
Next, add a good size drop of Tapatio to the flap of the can. Its alright if its a little sloppy -- it will all end up in the beer:
|Tappa tappa tappa...!|
Third, squeeze the lime slice to fill the reservoir and lid of the can.
|The step I skipped is cleaning your reservoir.|
You did that anyway, right?
Finally, say a short incantation, deep-six the potion into the beer by cracking the tab, and take a sip. The first sip is always the best.
Ahhh, refreshment. Best enjoyed in quantity, out-of-doors. Cheers!